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BREAKING — Bonnie & Clyde of Leonida on the loose — $GTA6 listed on Ethereum — Supply one billion — Public urged to copy the contract from this edition only — Official X and Telegram have not been published — We never DM first —

City edition Vice City 88°

Grand Theft Auto VI

All the vice that’s fit to print

Grand Theft Auto VI

GTA6

One token Independent · On-chain

Exclusive from the Keys

Bonnie & Clyde
of Leonida
on the loose

Pair last seen tearing a line from the Leonida Keys to the Vice City strip. A community token styled $GTA6 is circulating on Ethereum. The Ledger publishes the contract — and only the contract — below. Do not take it from a stranger’s pocket.

Lucia Caminos punching a heavy bag in a gym.
Lucia Caminos The Fighter — Vice City gym, late session.
Jason Duval standing beside a green motorcycle under palm trees, holding a handgun.
Jason Duval The Local — palms, a green bike, and no easy life yet.

Page 3 · The blotter

Wanted / Persons of interest

Official stills, printed in full. The Ledger does not crop a head to fit a hole.

Person of interest

Cal Hampton on a mini-golf course, holding a club and wearing a bucket hat and sunglasses.

Cal Hampton

Jason’s friend

Spotted at the putt-putt. Bucket hat on. Still talking about the radio.

Person of interest

Boobie Ike seated in an office chair, holding a stack of cash, with a handgun on the desk.

Boobie Ike

Vice City legend

The smiling landlord of late-night business. The cash is on the desk. So is everything else.

Person of interest

Dre'Quan Priest standing with arms crossed in a neon-lit club, holding a cup.

Dre’Quan Priest

Only Raw Records

Neon behind him, a cup in hand, and a label to run.

Person of interest

Real Dimez recording in a studio, two performers at microphones.

Real Dimez

Viral rap duo

Two voices, one booth, tracks already leaking out of the studio.

Person of interest

Raul Bautista on a phone in a dim room, wearing glasses and a red shirt.

Raul Bautista

The bank robber

A red shirt, a quiet room, and a phone call that probably isn’t about the weather.

Person of interest

Brian Heder riding in a truck with his arm on the open window, wearing sunglasses.

Brian Heder

The old-school runner

One arm out the window, sunglasses on, heading wherever the yard needs him.

Page 8 · Over the counter

Financial pages

Quotations we can stand behind. If a figure is not in this table, it was not provided — and we will not invent it.

Ethereum board · $GTA6

Issue Particulars
Name / ticker Grand Theft Auto VI · GTA6
Chain Ethereum
Total supply 1,000,000,000
Contract
Tax / price / holders Not published in this edition.
Where to look Uniswap · DexScreener · Etherscan

Page 11 · Incident file

Police report: how to buy

Case file for civilians who insist on doing this themselves. Wallet first. Address second. Confirm third.

Leonida P.D. · Form 6 Case no. 0x684A…4A51 Status: open

  1. 01

    Obtain a wallet

    Install a self-custody Ethereum wallet such as MetaMask or Rainbow and fund it with ETH. The Ledger does not hold keys and will never ask for yours.

  2. 02

    Open Uniswap

    Paste the $GTA6 contract printed in this edition. Trust no other slip of paper, chat, or “admin.”

  3. 03

    Swap for $GTA6

    Swap ETH for $GTA6 on Ethereum mainnet. Read the token address before you approve anything.

  4. 04

    Confirm the trail

    Check the contract and your transfer on Etherscan. Chart the pair on DexScreener if you want a live view — not a promise.

Page 14 · The public writes

Letters to the editor

What, exactly, is $GTA6?

Sir — GTA VI ($GTA6) is an independent community meme token on Ethereum. It is not a game, not a product of Rockstar Games or Take-Two, and it carries no intrinsic value or promised utility.

Where is the contract?

Madam — The only address we print is 0x684Ac37cBED24f8D3b3e67C0Df627747F1A04A51 on Ethereum. Copy it from this page. We will never send it in a private message first.

Is there a tax?

Sir — We do not publish a buy or sell tax in this edition. If it is not in the Financial Pages, do not take a tipster’s word for it.

Why no X or Telegram?

Madam — Official social channels have not been published. Those notices stay on “Coming soon” until they are. A voice in your DMs claiming to be the paper is not the paper.

Are you with Rockstar?

Sir — No. This is a fan-made community token and a fan newspaper. Grand Theft Auto, GTA, and related names and imagery are trademarks of their respective owners. Official stills are printed uncropped, without endorsement.